Monday, March 3, 2008


Hands down, this is my favourite girl. And I'm not sure why. I like that she's willing to be a bitch, and she doesn't mince words about it. What I don't like are her eyebrows. Still, if they thin them out a little for the makeover, she'll be ready to kick ass.

Oops, sorry! That's Jaslene!

There we go. Please, someone tell me I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance. By that token, Allison also looks like a young Janice Dickinson.


That is one skinny, awkward-looking, pasty girl.

I pray to the fashion gods that her makeover will save her. Take her away from 'I'm a punk,' and take her... somewhere else. Anywhere else. Please.


The subject stares vaguely at the camera and tries desperately not to sneeze.

No, not really. Whitney's a pretty girl; I just couldn't find a decent screencap in her .2 seconds of photoshoot screentime.

Girl needs some different expressions to work with. What sucks is that you know that Whitney's there for token plus-size modeldom only, and that it's only gonna be a matter of time before that charm and representation is fulfilled. They're gonna break this bitch down, make her hate herself, make her cry, and then send her home.


At the risk of sounding like a hateful cow, I just don't like the way Claire looks. WTB Eyebrows please (for those of you who don't know, WTB is World of Warcraft slang for 'Want to Buy'). Seriously though, with her hair sitting that high up on her head and such thin, wispy little brows, she looks like an alien.
She only looks marginally better here, to me, even though her eyebrows ARE visible here. Her eyes are a little scary. Combined with the way her mouth is slightly angled, she looks a little bit possessed. Please don't lock me in a room with Claire.


Marvita's back, yo! She didn't make it last season cause she had too much hate and anger in her life, but she's better than ever!


Okay, that was mean. I'm sure she's a very nice girl. But damn, am I ever tired of these stories of 'overcoming difficulties' and blah blah blah blah blah. Just be a good model, get in front of the camera and pose, walk down the runway and look pissed. I wanna watch America's Next Top Model, not America's Next Top Heartwarming Story of Young Women Overcoming Adversity.

Facially, I find her interesting enough, but I have a feeling she's gonna photograph way to 'mannish.'


Bitch is gorgeous! Look at her! She's got such a sweet face, and at the same time I could see her on the cover of Victoria's Secret.
Okay, so her nose looks a little wonky. It could just be the angle of this photo. She's still gorgeous! Personality-wise, she seems to think a little too highly of herself... then again, all the girls who do are eventually broken down. It could just be a matter of time.

C10E1; Welcome to Top Model Prep

First off, let me just say I was SO pumped about Cycle Ten. Damn near spastic with glee. Except that after having watched all the previous cycles, I knew I had to get through one very boring episode.

The first one.

There's just so little to say about it! There was... a lot of screaming. And a lot of girls talking about how Mister J is hot, and Miss J is fabulous.

And as fabulous as Miss J is, it got a little annoying after the first fifteen minutes.

So yeah. Let's just talk about the aspiring models.